Tuesday, September 10, 2013

KISS Owns An AFL Team, Wants To Sign Tim Tebow


This seems like a solid offer. Tebow should Lick It Up.

I hope you had a good night's sleep. But it's time to Rock and Roll Over and let the Dominoes fall where they may. Because the AFL team owned by KISS -- by which I mean the LA KISS -- has announced they've formally extended a contract offer to Tim Tebow. The deposed quarterback, not known for being much of a Strutter, will hopefully Shout It Out Loud if he wants to sign with the team.

From the official press release:

"Tim Tebow is one of the most recognized and respected athletes in sport." said Paul Stanley of KISS. His joining us would mean great things for his fans and for our team, especially from a business standpoint. His credibility within the sports arena is paramount and with our commitment to bringing football without compromise back to LA, we're excited to see how this offer turns out."

"Acquiring Tebow would not only be a great investment for the team, but his exciting style of play would definitely send shockwaves through the League," added Gene Simmons of KISS. "We're excited for the opportunity to see him with an LA KISS uniform on, and for the LA KISS fans to be rockin' their Tebow shirts and jerseys."

My guess? This will never happen in 100,000 Years.

See also:

KISS: Tebow Better For Football Than Players 'Who Are Abusing Dogs And Are Up For Murder'